Andre De Haes
| Sex | Male |
|---|---|
| Nationality | English |
| College | Brasenose |
| Clubs | Blues and Centaurs, Brasenose |
| Teams | Centaurs, Brasenose 1st |
Statistics
for Brasenose College Association Football Club
| Apps (sub) | Minutes | Bookings | Goals (pen) | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Last season | 11 (2) | 1045 | 10 | 2 (0) |
Biography
Andre "Romeo" De Haes steps into the shoes of Bim Afolami and Paul Kaliszewski as the resident club hack, never seen anywhere except on a football pitch for more than 20 minutes.
After a summer spent travelling, Andre returned to the UK short of cash and was forced to sell advertising space on his body on ebay to fund his studies. This resulted in his right ear being bought by sony ericson and they have now surgically attached their latest phone model to it.
Andre is seeking to establish himself in the Centaurs set-up this season which will get him more access to various social events where he can show the other lads some of his impressive moves on the dance-floor. DeHaes has wasted no time establishing a reputation as a ladies man at native Brasenose where his gruff voice and public schoolboy looks have all the ladies swooning.
